Drinks of the 21st Century

Absolute Zero -- Absolut vodka over frozen nitrogen

Alexander the Grrreat -- Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over corn flakes

American in Paris -- Kentucky bourbon and champagne

Black Sabbath -- Kahlua and Mogen David wine

Blind Faith -- Wood alcohol and sacramental wine

Blood Clot -- Vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O

Bloody Awful -- Vodka and ketchup

Blue Moon -- Corn whiskey and Aqua Velva

Brown Bowl -- Vodka and Prune Juice

Coleman Cooler -- White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs, and sand

Fuzzy Naval Base -- Peach schnapps, orange juice, and ammonia

George Bush -- George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer

Gorbachev -- Vodka with a splash of port wine

Honeydew the Dishes -- Midori and Dawn

Marie Antoinette -- Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer

Martinizer -- Gin, vermouth, and carbon tetrachloride

Mary Poppins -- Vodka, tomato juice, and a spoonful of sugar

Mexican Hairless -- Tequila and Minoxidil

Oil of Ole -- Mazola and Sangria

Peter, Paul, and Mary -- Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine, and tomato juice

Phillips' Screwdriver -- Vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia

Port in a Storm -- Red wine and rainwater

Quack Doctor -- Cold duck and Dr. Pepper

A Rum with a View -- Bacardi and Visine

Rum-Pole of the Bailey -- Bacardi rum, Popov vodka, and Bailey's Irish Cream

Sake-to-me -- Rice wine, punch, and nitrous oxide

Scotch Tapeworm -- Dewar's and Mescal

Shipwreck -- Cutty Sark on the rocks

Short Wave -- Ripple in a shot glass, ginger, syrup, and pomegranate

Sinead O'Connor -- Irish whiskey and Nair

Skid Roe -- Muscatel and caviar

Sour Kraut -- Schnapps and lemon juice

Sundae Driver -- Vodka, orange juice, and ice cream

Tequila Mockingbird -- Jose Cuervo and birdseed